1. I'm a rockstar.
2. My band is amazing. Probably better than yours.
3. I'd tell you the name of my band, but i've got too many fans as it is.
4. I can out-drink you, out-smoke you, and out-scream you.
5. Im a wine connoisseur
6. Traveling's awesome.
7. My dog Ammo is the best pet or friend anyone could ask for.
8. I prefer rainy days to sunny days.
9. I'm also a music producer, film director, painter, and i dabble with the keytar.
10. I firmly believe in symbolic interactionism.